Blasphemy!
Blasphemy!Or,When he sees Satan stuck in a rut, God provides a little divine intervention, suggesting the Devil get back to basics.Taking God's advice, Satan answers a summons to a crossroad on Earth, hellbent on brokering a deal in exchange for the soul of the human who summoned him.The problem with that is the summoner is a deviant twink named Jimmy who immediately falls in love at first sight, much to Satan's dismay.Blasphemy! Where God is a frat bro who wants to get his brother laid, Satan absolutely does not have time for this shit, and Jimmy wants to climb the Devil like a tree.A novella from the twisted mind of TJ Klune, coming for free exclusively to tjklunebooks.com on December 11th.

Blasphemy! Details

TitleBlasphemy!
Author
LanguageEnglish
ReleaseDec 11th, 2018
PublisherSelf-Published
Rating
GenreRomance, M M Romance, Fantasy, Humor, Funny, Lgbt, Short Stories, Paranormal

Blasphemy! Review

  • T.J.
    January 1, 1970
    Blasphemy! is live!! It is available free on my website at the link below, along with downloads for PDF and/or Mobi.Disclaimer: Straight up: if you are extremely religious and/or find the idea of Satan as a main character to be offensive, this is not the story for you. You have been warned up front. You are 100% allowed to have a boner for Jesus, but please don’t leave comments about how offended you are and blah, blah, blah. I don’t have time for such nonsense.http://www.tjklunebooks.com/new-bl Blasphemy! is live!! It is available free on my website at the link below, along with downloads for PDF and/or Mobi.Disclaimer: Straight up: if you are extremely religious and/or find the idea of Satan as a main character to be offensive, this is not the story for you. You have been warned up front. You are 100% allowed to have a boner for Jesus, but please don’t leave comments about how offended you are and blah, blah, blah. I don’t have time for such nonsense.http://www.tjklunebooks.com/new-blog/...
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  • ☆ Todd
    January 1, 1970
    WOW, that was certainly... something! And I'll let you know 'what' as soon as I figure that out myself. ;- )In spite of being extremely busy running hell, Satan found himself not only super-bored, but also very lonely. So God talked Satan into taking a day for himself, to have some fun doing something he used to enjoy, before his life got so hectic.But after deciding to play Crossroads Demon for a day, the last thing that Satan expected was to find himself confronted by Jimmy, a spunky, loudmout WOW, that was certainly... something! And I'll let you know 'what' as soon as I figure that out myself. ;- )In spite of being extremely busy running hell, Satan found himself not only super-bored, but also very lonely. So God talked Satan into taking a day for himself, to have some fun doing something he used to enjoy, before his life got so hectic.But after deciding to play Crossroads Demon for a day, the last thing that Satan expected was to find himself confronted by Jimmy, a spunky, loudmouthed twink with a kink for handsome, red-skinned devils. “Who are you?” Jimmy breathed. He stopped near Satan, looking up at him with wide, dark eyes. “Are you my dreams?”“No,” Satan said, his voice thunderous. “I am your nightmare. I am the thing that lives in the dark. I am the-- ”“I want to climb you like a motherfucking tree, holy shit.”“--evil that…lurks in the…what.” And once Jimmy took Satan by the horns, well, he *literally* had Satan right where he wanted him. Satan pulled Jimmy off his shoulder, settling him down in his lap. He realized almost immediately how bad of an idea it was when Jimmy wriggled back and forth and whispered “So proportional” in an awed tone. The humor in this short novella was kind of strange at first, so it took me a while to get in sync with the jokes, but when I finally did, I found myself enjoying it quite a bit.I especially liked the ending. And Terrance. That was a fun twist.I'd rate this short at around 3.75 stars and recommend this free read for any TJ fans out there. : )-----------------------------------------------This is a *FREE* story on TJ's blog, available at:http://www.tjklunebooks.com/new-blog/...See All My Latest Reads (Review Quick-Links)-----------------------------------------------
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  • Shin Mon Thway
    January 1, 1970
    Well, this is for the lack of a better word ..... definitely ..... something. 😂 I have no idea how to explain this book because this is something you gotta witness yourself. 😁 But I immensely enjoyed this story. 👏 If you are someone who’s not easily offended, uptight and narrow-minded, I assure you, you are going to find this book fascinating and hilarious. Because we need power bottoms like Jimmy and cordial Satan in our lives. 4 Satan is a purring kitten stars⭐⭐⭐⭐ Well, this is for the lack of a better word ..... definitely ..... something. 😂 I have no idea how to explain this book because this is something you gotta witness yourself. 😁 But I immensely enjoyed this story. 👏 If you are someone who’s not easily offended, uptight and narrow-minded, I assure you, you are going to find this book fascinating and hilarious. Because we need power bottoms like Jimmy and cordial Satan in our lives. 4 Satan is a purring kitten stars⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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  • Wendy
    January 1, 1970
    OMG... I needed this !! Laughed my ass off !! Review to come. If you need a good laugh and you don't mind some blasphemy...you should really let this one bright up your day ;)
  • Sandra
    January 1, 1970
    HOLY SHIT, Tj Klune. How do you come up with stuff like this? I mean, you seem like a normal person (see what I did there?), but then you go and write wickedly irreverent and brilliantly outrageous stuff like this thing here, and I sit here in awe at how a story like this with hilarious dialogue just comes out of your brain. Thank you for this. Thank you for being you. Keep on doing that.
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  • Gabriella (Gabi)
    January 1, 1970
    Oh My God! ...uh, I mean... What the Hell! ;DI knew this day would be shitty for me,and I wanted to start it with a smile on my face, so I turned to TJ Klune, I knew he wouldn't disappoint. And Ho-lee shit! lolWhat better way to start your hellish day (pun absolutely intended) with Hell's own gatekeeper! XD The one and only, the Magnificent, Beast form the East.... oh, uh sorry, wrong Beast! lolThe Beast Who Brings Misery to All! (Capitalized that shit, motherfuckers!) ;D And now I'm turning int Oh My God! ...uh, I mean... What the Hell! ;DI knew this day would be shitty for me,and I wanted to start it with a smile on my face, so I turned to TJ Klune, I knew he wouldn't disappoint. And Ho-lee shit! lolWhat better way to start your hellish day (pun absolutely intended) with Hell's own gatekeeper! XD The one and only, the Magnificent, Beast form the East.... oh, uh sorry, wrong Beast! lolThe Beast Who Brings Misery to All! (Capitalized that shit, motherfuckers!) ;D And now I'm turning into Tiggy. lolzIf you're Floridian, or a Vegan (God forbid both), a personal injury attorney or just a Twitter-user, the President and First Lady and everyone who follows them.... or Michael Bay... please do read this book. It is entirely possible that you'll be offended, especially if you don't have a sense of humor, but maybe you'll learn a thing or two about yourself.If you're a hateful Christian, please do read this book, cause I want you to be deeply offended.Lastly if you believe in God, the one who teaches you to be kind, to be considerate, to believe in equality, no matter the race, gender or sexuality, and you're up for a good laugh, please do read this book. You will love it!And for the love of Satan! What's wrong with mayonnaise? I love mayonnaise! :D Yum!
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  • Sophia Triad
    January 1, 1970
    New free book by T.J.Klune.You can download it here:http://www.tjklunebooks.com/new-blog/...I have to admit that I did not particularly like Satan and Jimmy.Satan was too softy and sentimental for a million years old evil guy. He should have been oozing wickedness and corruption. Instead he was far too sensitive for my liking. He is depending upon others to tell him how to be bad.And I certainly couldn't get his connection to Jimmy. I think you have to be extremely desperate to end up with someo New free book by T.J.Klune.You can download it here:http://www.tjklunebooks.com/new-blog/...I have to admit that I did not particularly like Satan and Jimmy.Satan was too softy and sentimental for a million years old evil guy. He should have been oozing wickedness and corruption. Instead he was far too sensitive for my liking. He is depending upon others to tell him how to be bad.And I certainly couldn't get his connection to Jimmy. I think you have to be extremely desperate to end up with someone like Jimmy with his own personal issues.On the other hand God is the real deal. Caustic, totally sarcastic and over the top godlike.“Oh my me,” God saidMy personal favourite was Jesus. And his interactions with his daddy, God, are hilarious."I promised Jesus I’d take him out cloud fishing today. He’s bitching about it, but—" "I am not!" Jesus cried somewhere off screen. "I just don’t see the point. It’s like you don’t even know me! I wish I was never born and then died and then was reborn again!"Anyway for a short novel, it is very compact and I am sure everyone will find something in it that it will make him/her laugh or at least smile.
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  • Josy
    January 1, 1970
    http://www.tjklunebooks.com/new-blog/...(banners created by members of the Klunatics FB group)"Straight up: if you are extremely religious and/or find the idea of Satan as a main character to be offensive, this is not the story for you. You have been warned up front. You are 100% allowed to have a boner for Jesus, but please don’t leave comments about how offended you are and blah, blah, blah. I don’t have time for such nonsense.In addition, I would like to make a request. I thought about chargi http://www.tjklunebooks.com/new-blog/...(banners created by members of the Klunatics FB group)"Straight up: if you are extremely religious and/or find the idea of Satan as a main character to be offensive, this is not the story for you. You have been warned up front. You are 100% allowed to have a boner for Jesus, but please don’t leave comments about how offended you are and blah, blah, blah. I don’t have time for such nonsense.In addition, I would like to make a request. I thought about charging for this. It’s near 20K words, and I thought maybe a buck or two would make sense. However, I’ve been fortunate in that I’ve had a very good year (thanks to all of you!), so I ask that you consider throwing a buck or five toward the LGBTQ charity The Trevor Project in lieu of any payment to me. They are a wonderful organization who could use every cent they can get. Every little bit helps, and just think! You’re doing it in the name of Satan.Trevor Project Donation Link: https://give.thetrevorproject.org/giv... "
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  • Eugenia
    January 1, 1970
    Sacrilegious, hilarious, and cute!!! I loved every word! Satan has the blues. God is a power bottom (so says the Devil). Jesus is a whiny teenager. And a twink named Jimmy just summoned the Lord of the Underworld. The descriptions of Hell are priceless! The only reason I didn't give this 5 STARS was because I wanted more!!!
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  • Cadiva
    January 1, 1970
    Ridiculously funny, irreverent and filled with the biting wit and clever writing that is the hallmark of TJ, Blasphemy is an absolute delight
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